@tomhanksishot I don't have a FavStar account so I hope this will be OK because you deserve more trophies. http://t.co/OwPPxQMP

@sbellelauren pretends that..not! Punctuating's her noble. Stand against tweeting for no pay in actuality she is! [I'm] a moron. <fixed it!>

Ugh...all the TV tonight is crap. When is something good gonna come on??

Ahhhh yeahhh...Ridiculousness is on!

@socialmedialia you're not paying attention. I bet you've got a huge following. You're funny and smart! Get 'em woman!

@socialmedialia he's 32?!? Oh no...yeah burn him and move on. He should've outgrown that crap at 26.

@socialmedialia Ahh, the drunk smart guy routine. Been there. Good news is the good ones outgrow it soon! But I wanna hear how this goes.

@semicharmedlia i'm pretty certain you're not. Didn't mean to take this down such a serious path!

@irowlf talk about a way to save the USPS!

@llib_notwal 2' 6" +- į

@carson9007 @katiefzack check the @emergencypuppy timeline. If you don't feel better after that I can't help you.

@iamstevienelson @mintmilana well I'm gonna set a google alert for weinerberg & Garcia, just in case.

@juliadavidovich That was a semi-joke...that's not u...is it? It's not, right? I swear I'm not red-hairist.

@juliadavidovich Are you starring in a Hyundai commercial in the US? http://t.co/ZAJp2wta

@tpurvis06 Yes. It's everybody that likes to have fun. I'm not a "car guy" but I l-o-v-e my Beemer.

@tomhanksishot great job! I always knew you were gonna amount to something. 10056 days is about 2 years, right? Or...wait...math...

#ff @tomhanksishot because she actually DMed me once! And there are boobs in her avi. And she's crazy fun yo.

#ff @quintywinties because she's the bes hula hooper on twitter

#ff @ashley_barnhill she's an Austin...does it matter beyond that?? But she's crazy funny.

#ff @katiefzack she's just a kid but she's ginna be famous. I guarantee.

@impersonals @juliadavidovich I just made myself a new alarm clock sound. Who says Twitter isn't productive?