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You know a yogurt is out of date when it starts to develop a central nervous system
Flying saucers are just landing pads for flying teacups.
Hey- you in the golf buggy. Knock that shit off.
Nothing screams class more than a bare footprint on the inside of a windscreen
On balance, I blame Barry. The time-travelling sprout. Who lives in Elvis's ear.
I think I may have just inhaled a ghoul.
It emerges that the pink plastic flamingo skulking behind the venus fly trap speaks no Esperanto. It further emerges that neither do I.
I am precise, but inaccurate.
Tricky to decide, but I think it was the silver lamé short shorts that gave it away that I wasn't from around those parts.
I find that the smartest people I've met are the ones least likely to use their intellect as a weapon.
They punch upwards; never downwards.
"It doesn't matter how beautiful your theory is, it doesn't matter how smart you are: If it disagrees with experiment, it's wrong." ~Feynman
Needed a glass of wine so much that I almost ripped the cork out with my teeth.
Anybody know how I can get this goose out of my OJ?
I see that Mr Murdoch has unleashed the "Sun on Sunday" today. That's a fucking oxymoron- has the guy seen the weather forecast over here?
Reluctant member of IT crowd living by the seaside. Lapsed guitarist. Spurs fan. Recreational physics nerd. Socialist & Humanist. Have a good day! ;)