Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I say tomato. You say tomato. This doesn't really work in print.
If the Virgin Mary had aborted Jesus would she have gotten pregnant 3 days later? Asking for a friend.
Can you help out Stu McCallister? He is a 40 year old comic with a struggling career. He just wants to have his name trending. Please RT.
The #SCOTUS has ruled the Buffalo Sabres were screwed out of the Stanley Cup in 1999. #NoGoal
Rappers are becoming modern day philosophers and that is just Ludacris.
Taco Bell has a chef? That's like saying Payday Loans has financial advisors.
So Miley Cyrus is the new Batman?
Every 20 minutes a child is diagnosed with autism. You know who figured that out? A child with autism.
Sometimes I am surprised when I see Asian children with Asian parents.
I wish there was a gym for people to work on their personalities.
Comedy keeps you humble.
I hope Ray Lewis gets 1 more murder in before he retires.
Sometimes I use 'you're' and 'your' wrong just to find out who the assholes are...
6 second videos made by Native Americans. AKA Red Vines.
If I say 'Have a good day' don't try to out nice me with your 'Have a great weekend' shit. Fuck your Midwest nice shit.
I met a bi-racial bi-sexual couple tonight. I don't know what the hell is going on there.
When I see a kid's lemonade stand I like to stop and ask if they are hiring.
I love randomly calling 80 year old ladies 'Sluts.' It makes their day.