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I'm shocked that not one dairy farmer in Israel has thought to call his company "Cheeses of Nazareth"!
The ANC are no better than those they sought to overthrow. May they hang their heads in shame. #BlackTuesday #POIB
My daughters call crystal meth, "Cwistal Math"! Adorable!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade...
...THEN POUR THAT LEMONADE INTO THE EYES OF LIFE!!
I love it when my PC clock's time reads as "4:04". Then I'm all like, "lol, Time Not Found" because I'm nerdcore and forever alone.
Shout it from the rooftops: Malema has been suspended from the ANC!!!
"[sic]" is really a journalist's way of saying 'my grammar and spelling is better than yours'.
Even the best day in the world ever can be spoiled by the knowledge that 7de Laan is still allowed to be on air.
RIAA/MPAA complaining about Wikipedia censoring itself is about as hilarious as Julius Malema complaining about corruption in Limpopo.
There are starving kids in Somalia. Panarottis has a "Kids Eat Free" promotion. Just build a Panarottis in Somalia. Problem solved.
Every time I secretly use Twitter at work and a colleague asks why I'm laughing, "this source code is hilarious!" never sounds believable.
Those who bleat about bringing back the death penalty forget that it means allowing the ANC 2 decide who lives or dies. Is that what u want?
No thanks Woolworths, I don't need a bag. I'll just wrap up my purchase in the 4 meter till slip you gave me.
Went out to find a spider in my car this morning. So disappointing. I really liked that car.
iPhone lover to the point of it being a little creepy. Renegade mobile developer. Despises elephants, fish and spiders, or any genetic mixing between them.