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I am very proud of the fact that I already know the answer when someones asks me, "What? Are you an idiot?"
In retrospect, telling the guys at the pub, "if I'd said that on twitter, I would have gotten a star," did make me sound like a "pussy."
Sarah Palin explaining shit is exactly what my brain sounds like to me in the morning before coffee.
Guy at pub last night, "I'm going to knock your teeth out." Me: "I have diarrhea." Stops them cold. Wuss.
Dear neighbor lady. Did you know people can see into your shower stall .. from my bedroom ... with this telescope?
I've drank a half gallon of "Smart Water" today. Much like the "brightness" control on my television, it's not working.
I'm getting followers who have zero tweets. I seem to be popular with those who don't know me very well.
Today is the 1st day of the rest of my life. Okay. Great. Back to bed. Let's try this again tomorrow.
Just watched my Roomba chase a spider around the living room. My money was on the Roomba. That's how we do it on the street.
Scientists say the T-Rex "Mostly Ate Babies" which is why I guess I never saw a baby riding a T-Rex. Not even once.
Louisiana couple claim to have the world's oldest dog at 26 years. His main job is keeping the other dogs the hell off his lawn.
A friend just called and said they were going to see the movie "Fame." Awesome! One less friend to worry about.
My niece has her 7 year old birthday today and wants a pony. I still think she's too young for a quarter barrel of beer.
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