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It's Tupac Saturday at my house.

That means you best be stepping correct fool.

By step correct I mean wipe your feet, I just vacuumed.
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Filling out forms today. For birthplace I was tempted to put "my Mom's vagina".

I am mature like that.
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Dear General Mills,

BaconBerries.

You're welcome.
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Wait, did mayonnaise die today?

When will the madness stop?
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5 stages of FAVRD grief:

Denial
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
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#thankyoutextism
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Whoever had Ed, Farrah, Michael and Billy in the same week just won the Intergalactic Celebrity Death Pool.
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I put the hung in hungover.
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Ironic moment of the day: my dog stepped in dogshit.
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We've replaced Stuart's liver with this bar towel soaked in alcohol. Let's see if he notices.
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Client's wife who called with Porn popups on her computer: How can I prevent this?
Us: Um, fuck your husband?
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If you have Parkinsons I bet that iPhone 'shake to undo' feature is a real bitch.
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Staying in the car until this Metallica song ends. There might be some air guitar going on. Maybe.
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I like to think my midsummer farmers tan says 'successful entrepreneur' more than it says 'computer nerd who lives in a cave'.
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When life hands you lemons, I find it helps to make dick jokes.
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Washed the dog. Now, instead of smelling like urine, she smells like Lavendar Mist urine.
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MORE LIKE 11% UNEMPLOYMENT DAY, RITE?
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I just blew my nose so productively I'm looking at the kleenex in disbelief/admiration.
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At a bar late on a Sunday. It's OK because I'm not going to drink.

More than 5 or 6 beers.
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I get upset when I have a stuffy nose, I couldn't imagine being pregnant.
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I got hit on by a super hot/spicy/sexy Mexican chick, so I immediately left the bar so I could Tweet about it. And cry. But mostly cry.
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