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One of the reasons I keep my land line is to call my cell phone when I can't remember where I left it.
Before Twitter I read a book weekly...now I only read tweets...oh, yeah, and Urban Dictionary so I know WTF some of you are saying!
At the gym desperately trying to burn the extra calories ffrom last nite...if only muffin tops were the new sexy!
Hubs: I would never use social networking to tell anyone anything about myself.
Me: That's okay, baby. I'm taking care of all that for you!
Lindsey Lohan is so vain she really thinks that commercial is about her!
I'm just a girl, standing on the scales, wondering what the hell happened!
I’m just a girl, standing in my closet wondering why I gave all my fat jeans away.
I may be Southern but I'm not talk to the media after a natural disaster Southern.
I'm so old that I remember when our sun had 9 planets.
Wierdo friend always calls to whine about her BF & sex life.... Told her Twitter is soooo where she needs to be!
Rush judging a beauty contest is like Cheney teaching a marksmanship class.
I'm bringing Rubenesque back!
WARNING: Do not go to Wal-mart hungry! You WILL lose your appetite!
New bot follower is promising to get more women in my bed! WTF? Just what I need...more people snoring & keeping me awake!
It really is SO hot in here that I AM going to take my clothes off....it's good that I'm already at home!
Book Club shot down my suggestion of reviewing the favstar leaderboard for this month's selection...humorless beotchs!
When life hands you a muffin top, just head out to the mall for some bigger clothes!
Wow! Can't help but think of the potential sociological studies availble on Twitter...
The world is crazy...oil spills, split on political ideology, car bombs,etc..thank God Twitter is here to keep us anchored in normalcy!
All these horny people...where do they all come from?
Southern gal who just thought I was quirky until I joined Twitter...figured out what it's all about, but I'm still hanging around.