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420? It's time for a blunt
...and honest discussion with my kids about the dangers of drugs.
Let's go get high
...no seriously, I'm tired of this successful black man shit.
I'm gonna go home and have a blunt
...and honest discussion with my kids about the dangers of drugs.
She got a big booty so I call her
...by her real name and I do not let physical appearance define her as a human being.
I love beating women
...to the door so that I can open it for them.
Woah girl, back that thing up
...otherwise you could lose all your files, use my USB.
The police are after me
...in line at Starbucks. I think I'll buy them coffee to show my appreciation for their service.
420
...total tweets! Let's celebrate with a joint
...business venture that promises high returns on our investment.
Back that ass up
...your donkey is blocking the roadway good sir.
Where all the G's at
...we've been playing scrabble for almost an hour and I haven't seen a single one.
I'm a slave...
...4 U by Britney Spears is an inappropriate music video for my children to watch.
I have AIDS and LSD
...what a terrible way to start a game a scrabble.
It's 4:20, let's get high
...lighters and prepare for the 5 o'clock meeting.
Your mom could barely walk after we finished
...running the marathon for cancer.
I got hoes in different area codes
...thanks to my new agricultural supplies franchising business.
Back that thing up
...you can borrow my USB if you're low on storage space.
I smacked that hoe
...against my garden fence, to get all the dry mud off.
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