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This dude thinks I'm gay for not watching the Super Bowl? DUDE, I'M GAY BECAUSE I LIKE COCK.
SEXT: "I want to make you scream in bed." I whisper in your ear. I pull back the bedspread to reveal my bed is a giant spider.
"I can only imagine an urgent gathering of scientists. The crowd hushes in preparation for the announcement. "A butt is not for sex."
#ThingsThatHaveMadeMeGiggleOnThisTrip I saw an "adult show room & peep shows" next to a Catholic church. Near a town called Goochland.
Two of my teens are wondering how lesbians have sex if there is no penis involved. #followateen
guys remember that one time when i actually suggested that you fuck a watermelon
Oddly, as @kittythekitty became a mother today, I did too! My woolly bear cocoon hatched. I named her Randy Savage.
So @therealroseanne supports @kyanonymous. Have I told you how much I love that woman?!!
The sign of the winter times: my cat took a dump in the toilet instead of going outside
'Cause the lady is a vamp. She's a vixen, not a tramp. // Heterosexual life mate to @Nanomachines.
