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Why am I making my own hamburger helper when there are so many Mexicans looking for work
#sincewebeinghonest a black person came up with this hashtag
White bitches need to start eating the food instead of just taking Hipstamatic prints of it.
Old people sure love them some benches
If my dog suddenly started talking I'd be fucked.
Has anyone seen that kinky porn "Human centipede"? Fucking hot
Settling in for a nice poo and realizing I don't have my phone is the worst thing that could ever happen to me. Rape is a close second
most of my day will be spent shaving my vagina. 2 months can leave a mark
Im back bitches