Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
It's always better to lose a follower by making a crude joke than to keep a boring one with no sense of humor. Missionary sex only I assume?
In homage to Vancouver, I promptly looted my living room and set it on fire. It just makes sense to ruin your own shit when angry....
If you and I are the only two men in the public bathroom, don't be alarmed when I ask your name. I greet all my sex victims that way.
Just found out you can get rabies from a raccoon. Even with a condom?
Cashier at Walmart is a midget. She sneezed on me 3 minutes ago. How long do I have til I "turn"?
It's been awhile. Can anyone tell me where you list STDs on a resume?
You don't always have to agree with me. You're allowed to be wrong now and then.
For those that say "adult beverage" - Fucking stop it. Seriously, stop it right fucking now.
Short and to the point. Former midget breeder for the U.S. government and self-proclaimed super hero.