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oh well. at least Brent Burns' beard gets to shave off Brent Burns tomorrow.
that roar you just heard was the sound of 500,000 Chinese drummers yawning in perfect sync. #OpeningCeremonies
totally gonna dress some goons in my fantasy league tonight to "send a message."
at this rate, i expect Shanahan's videos to consist of him shirtless, sweaty and unshaven, screaming "DON'T. DON'T, OKAY?" into the camera.
Stanley Cup Final prediction: 'Hawks in as many games as it takes to crush the Bruins into a fine paste of pain and sadness.
someone should send Tim Thomas out into the crowd. he stopped everything else tonight, why not a riot, too?
you just know Jay Feaster is gonna draft a dead guy with that conditional 1st-rounder.
if your god would rather help somebody win a football game than end the suffering of billions of people, your god is kind of a jerk.
BREAKING: NHL approves massive 30-team trade. everybody going everywhere for picks, futures, cash, unicorns.
revised OT picks: Jaromír Jágr Jr., Michelangelo Hossa III in the 87th overtime.
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