amazing. RT @danlytwyn: This ad for the Canadian Paralympic Committee is awesome. http://t.co/nB6hRDed

no. RT @pezdoy: ITS HORRIFYING. #FlyerSid pic.twitter.com/ai8iWzPHI1

oh well. at least Brent Burns' beard gets to shave off Brent Burns tomorrow.

that roar you just heard was the sound of 500,000 Chinese drummers yawning in perfect sync. #OpeningCeremonies

so wrong. so, so wrong. RT @wheelingprobs Welcome to Beantown, Iggy. pic.twitter.com/X2ZiCD3umf

totally gonna dress some goons in my fantasy league tonight to "send a message."

at this rate, i expect Shanahan's videos to consist of him shirtless, sweaty and unshaven, screaming "DON'T. DON'T, OKAY?" into the camera.

Stanley Cup Final prediction: 'Hawks in as many games as it takes to crush the Bruins into a fine paste of pain and sadness.

TRADE: @hockeyyinsiderr to bedroom without supper. (terms of supper not disclosed.) #CONFIRMED

@yakovmironov @mirtle BREAKING: Sharks trade Shilly Pendersnoot to Nashville for rights to Waldo McNimbleberry.

zombies are real. RT @colleensk: Paille's raccoon face http://t.co/0HhbbQGn

someone should send Tim Thomas out into the crowd. he stopped everything else tonight, why not a riot, too?

you just know Jay Feaster is gonna draft a dead guy with that conditional 1st-rounder.

yesterday, Brian Burke discovered the joy of going to a matinee alone. tomorrow: enjoying a beer in the shower. #TeamShowerbeer

the people Mitt Romney enjoys firing most? copy editors. #AMERCIA RT @nycsouthpaw: http://t.co/ksqzCPgB

if your god would rather help somebody win a football game than end the suffering of billions of people, your god is kind of a jerk.

BREAKING: NHL approves massive 30-team trade. everybody going everywhere for picks, futures, cash, unicorns.

revised OT picks: Jaromír Jágr Jr., Michelangelo Hossa III in the 87th overtime.

this is all a liberal plot to turn Canada into a nation of soft, talented, entertaining skill players. wake up, sheeple. #falseflag

@goddtill @downgoesbrown Loyal Eternally And Forever Screwed.