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I'm so tired of waking up wishing I could take a nap.
Pretty sure burning man started out as an STD
How do u "fix" a relationship of nearly a decade of u slowly loosin who u are 2 please the other person? How do u keep from loosin all of u?
All these guys tweeting about all the vaginas they fucked are virgins, non-virgins say pussy.
S/O if ur still up = I'm to fucking lazy to scroll
Keep sparing my dms and I'll murder ur mom
I was gonna clean my house, but then........Twitter
S/O to anyone who has ever been ran over by a parked car.
I think if it's legal for old people to drive slow as hell with their blinker on, it should be legal for me to run them the fuck over!
@brdavissr is my dad, @artymech is my husband, and @montzonajay1279 is my brother inlaw, follow them all lol ^_^