Liam snogs everybody. Male, female, gay, straight, Veela, sibling, animal... *cough*WHORECRUX*cough*

I hipster into ewes guys.

@himeakemi …Am I a pedophile?

My family is crazy.

SHUT UP VIC. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY? "Ooh, Daddy dearest, can my sexy gay Asian lover stay at our house? Yes? Thanks!"

@himeakemi Akemi, let me tell you a secret. [hipsters into her ewe] It's okay to be a victim. It fines make hook weak.

@himeakemi Bitch. Now how do I get a sandwich? *frowns*

@himeakemi *hesitates, and exclaims* Akemi, you're a bitch! You're my bitch. Go make me a sandwich or whatever bitches do.

@prof_minerva It was a one-night stand. I ne'er got her last name, so I'm not sure! She looked like a toad though, and had pink lingerie..

I'm not saying I will be, I don't have enough time to strip.It involves putting clothes on to take off again.Why not just walk around naked?

Just so everyone knows, I could be as good of a stripper, if not better than, Nici and Lily. Really.

Um. Why is Lilz becoming a stripper? Aunt Gabrielle, what have you done?!

@letterstofred Dear Fred, sometimes Uncle George tells stories about the pranks you two did. I wish I could've met you. Love, your nephew.

My DMs. I can't even. XD http://twitpic.com/5l0fe6

#relationshipsendbecause I'm not in them. Sorry folks. I'm @oujisamariku's.

Riku and I are the sexiest people in the world.

Every time I see you my heart skips a beat, I think of how much I want you, and then I remember you're mine. @oujisamariku

Teddy, with no clothes on? Hmmm...

Oh mon dieu. @oujisamariku M'épouser? Je t'adore.

@oujisamariku Bonjour. Je t'adore. :P