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Dear Twitlonger user: No one wants to read the first 140 characters of what you say, let alone your War And Peace Tweet.
I love how conservatives can both accuse people of class warfare and demand we all battle the evil "elites" that run our society. #tcot #p2
Dear Republicans, please please please please please please please nominate Michelle Bachmann in 2012. Love Democrats. #tcot #gop2012
Twitter is never going to get you coffee, so stop tweeting that you lack it and or need it.
How cute is it to see someone doing their best Napoleon Dynamite rant about IPAs without knowing what the letters stand for.
Love how emo-progs are all spinning old vinyl Bill Clinton albums to seem above the Obama hype tonight. #DNC
North Korea's "satellite launch" is like that napkin my late aunt would keep over her coffee cup full of bourbon. Nobody's fooled.
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