@SuperADDMom's (Rillie 2.0) most faved Tweets...
When u live with three ADHD people, u can hardly ever get a word in...that's why my husband tweets & facebook messages me from the bedroom.
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anyone else find themselves doing things they never imagined they'd do before kids? i just took a pic of a potato chip while taking a shit
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Dear PETA, tho I'm Buddhist, when i catch this mosquito, I'm gonna squash his little ass &I don't care. He's got it coming Karma is a bitch!
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Promoters confirm that Bieber's memoir to be given away as a pop up picture book as treat of the week at McD's to reach target audience
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U've not SEEN TMI here dude!Have u EVEN LOOKED at twitter?IF you can't handle TMI, GET.OFF.THE. INTARNETZ.DUDE!Also..on the rag AND i farted
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"really!? wow she doesn't LOOK autistic, you'd never know it!" -WTF were you expecting a second head, or perhaps drool and head banging?
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McD's is asking today if u would like to donate money to prevent child abuse. I said no thanks,i'll just not beat my kids to help out.
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told 5 to get dressed.He said "ok" then turned of the tv showing Barney on PBS "i'll turn this off so you don't get astracted ok mommy?" lol
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i hate #dyslexia-hubby txt msg me this afternoon & i rushed home thinking he said the duck was sick!
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Wow the nut isle of the produce store smells like pot...or i mean smells like what I've been told pot smells like...ya that's it
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just read in mag,more NYers are getting rid of kitchens for more closet space, since they eat out and don't cook anyway. Can I have THAT?
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Trying to tuck the boy in & everytime he dozes off,the girl yells to ask when i'm coming to see her&wakes him,i'm gonna flip the fuck out!!
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This just in : Bieber is currently writing a chapter in his memoirs about how he still gets Shirley Temples with his Swiss Chalet Dinner.
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good news: the fiberglass resin on the canoe made me high! Bad news: the canoe is almost finished. Ohh wait.. I think that's backwards.
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