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I'm 27. I feel like I'm ready to start wearing a leather jacket sometimes.
When life gives you lemons, give someone AIDS.
There's a lot of different things.
I'll eat tacos for lunch and I don't even like Mexicans. Haha just kidding that's racist. But yeah, time for some tacos.
I wonder if birds ever feel like worthless pieces of shit when they see airplanes fly by at 500 mph. Stupid fucking birds.
Monkeys are my favorite animal. I also enjoy fine dining and penetrating your sister's anus.
FAVORITE ANIMAL IS MONKEY. I LIKE EATING AND FUCK YOUR SISTER ASS.
If everyone gave me a dollar I'd have over a hundred dollars.
I make comedy videos that aren't funny and post them on the internet. http://www.youtube.com/supered86