Rupert Murdoch has said he is touched by some of the messages people have left on Amy Winehouse's phone.

HUZZAH! Props to @fellwater who delivered on his promise of a college Creative Commons Logic & Critical Thinking book  http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1547922245/clear-and-present-thinking-a-free-college-level-lo/posts/487737 …

.@github "The 3% of repositories previously affected are temporarily unavailable again." BUGGER! I lost the lottery :(

That cheerful feeling you get when you hand a fellow sysadmin a loaded gun:  http://serverfault.com/a/506460/2101?stw=2 …

@alecperkins @codinghorror Remember, it's not about the uptime; it's about the traffic.

Has anybody used any sort of dashboard like redis-commander that isn't completely mental for a larger number of keys? Main page → 5GB → fail

@codinghorror That's such a gay idea; it's as flaming as the twin towers.

@shanley We are close, we already have a machine for turning feelings into whine.

@holocryptic @joshobrien77 I've already had it for a month, eh! Even gets reception in my igloo!

Nothing quite as awesome as coming home to your 9m old yelling "DA DA!" and signing "More! Daddy! More! Daddy!"

"No Amelia, don't pick him up. DON'T DROP HIM EITHER!" *facepalm*

@serjeful 596730 4 LYFE

I think any discussion regarding minority representation in police services should include the phrase "bring balance to the force". #fb

My new motherboard for home has provided me with a new canonical definition of feature creep: http://t.co/BvAI7aX0

@kenjennings @thebrokentweetr Given that, imagine how dumb the rest of the American population must seem.

@fart > GO NORTH

Why is it that Blizzard and Google both give me the option of using two-factor auth via a mobile app, but my bank doesn't? (cc: @rbc)

And you're pantsless? That's not a good sign. RT @holocryptic: Twirling my mustache for no apparent reason

Me: "Ngh chh ngh chh ngh chh" Amelia: "Üntz Üntz Üntz Üntz" Me: "Üntz Üntz Üntz Üntz" Amelia: "Butterfly Butterfly Butterfly Butterfly" #fb

RT @tmbg: people adapting Dr. Suess need to stop trying to "fix it"