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I dont get why some car clocks have AM and PM. If u don't already know whether its AM or PM, I really dont think u should be driving.
I can understand extremely tight dresses, but extremely tight and non fitting to the point there is lazaleez coming out of everywhere, no.
I'm a girl; Don't touch my face, hair, phone, or man.
Today's morning shatafa water was so cold, I got a brain freeze.
I just realized the less I care, the better it gets.
One day, I will understand perfume commercials... one day.
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When crossing a one-way street, I still have to look both ways. #Egypt
Twitter has become a series of attention seeking man-whores And sexually frustrated girls/sluts.
Anything I say or do here is purely for entertainment purposes and may or may not be real. Tweets can not be used against me in real life.
I think Lil Wayne missed some face on his tattoos.
I'm slutty. No, I'm slutty. But I'm sluttier! No way, I'm the sluttiest!! - Young Egyptian girls these days
Go home Egypt, you're drunk.
Why are lazy people usually referred to as "couch potatoes"? Why not chair broccoli's or floor carrots?
I wake up in the morning just to wait for my favorite part of the day, which is the end of it, when I get to sleep again.
There is nothing fast about fasting this year.
Everytime I see you I get a feeling I just can't explain. It's like I wanna puke in a cup & dump it on ur head... I guess I Can explain it.
As if cockroaches weren't bad enough, God had to give wings to some of them.
I can always guess how many jellybeans are in a jellybean jar, even if I'm wrong.