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I dont get why some car clocks have AM and PM. If u don't already know whether its AM or PM, I really dont think u should be driving.
I'm a girl; Don't touch my face, hair, phone, or man.
I can understand extremely tight dresses, but extremely tight and non fitting to the point there is lazaleez coming out of everywhere, no.
Today's morning shatafa water was so cold, I got a brain freeze.
I just realized the less I care, the better it gets.
One day, I will understand perfume commercials... one day.
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When crossing a one-way street, I still have to look both ways. #Egypt
Twitter has become a series of attention seeking man-whores And sexually frustrated girls/sluts.
I think Lil Wayne missed some face on his tattoos.
Anything I say or do here is purely for entertainment purposes and may or may not be real. Tweets can not be used against me in real life.
Go home Egypt, you're drunk.
Why are lazy people usually referred to as "couch potatoes"? Why not chair broccoli's or floor carrots?
I wake up in the morning just to wait for my favorite part of the day, which is the end of it, when I get to sleep again.
There is nothing fast about fasting this year.
Everytime I see you I get a feeling I just can't explain. It's like I wanna puke in a cup & dump it on ur head... I guess I Can explain it.
As if cockroaches weren't bad enough, God had to give wings to some of them.
I'm slutty. No, I'm slutty. But I'm sluttier! No way, I'm the sluttiest!! - Young Egyptian girls these days
A tiny ball in heels that has mastered the art of professionally Couch Potato'ing since the 90's, while still maintaining a somewhat social life. True story.