@dmitchellz no. You gain points with morning coffee.

a positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Where has @dopemina been?

@spiderhon #FatPrincessPunch

Restless insomniac syndrome.

" @simpliselegance Ugh you think so highly of yourself with no right to do so #irritating"

Apocalypse weather. http://t.co/IUXz06U7

I wonder if NBC universal is gonna fine MIA for that middle finger.

#bestlineever is that yo wife or is your dog walkin backwards.

Fuck is this, fuck is that?

@spiderhon it depends on the relationship prior to the designation of fxck buddy. strangers, friends, associates, exes, hot step cousins re

Hanging out at this loyola homecoming party with @simpliselegance @theeringleader @dnttweetmymom & @ohdas_josh.

my resume is basically a list of shit i hate to do.

Real niggas don't let the microwave hit 0:00

i just want to do hoodrat stuff with my friends.

you dont award the puppet for their work, you award the puppeteer for their talent .

“my friend said it wasn’t so bad, you can’t miss what you ain’t had -- well, i can.”

#428 perplexing as fuck, cannot tell whats up or down with. that being said ur probably the only person that can mirror me at times.

#39 only person i know that gets my spazz moments. not to mention always will be the bird charmer in my eyes haha

RT @bonitaapple_bum Im happy to be going back to school... this summer has been by far the worse.