Be sure to watch @officialnyre w/ @ryanseacrest & @jennymccarthy tonight. Vote on who she should kiss!  http://www.surferwife.com/2012/12/new-years-eve-kiss/ … #HappyNewYear

Thank God for this marathon of My Strange Addiction. This chick snorting baby powder makes my hangover feel like a joke.

"Gee, Carson Daly is my favorite part of #TheVoice!" -said nobody ever.

@jennymccarthy Hey Jenny! I'm in a tweet a thon to raise money for fight stroke. Can you help spread the word? http://bit.ly/g3aNrm #PPNB

@donniewahlberg Thanks to your epic @jennymccarthy interview the hashtag #JennySmack is the number 1 trend!

Rumor has it another #JennySmack party is brewing for The @jennymccarthy Show tonight on @vh1! Who's in for some live tweeting? @momsmacktv

Have you RSVP'd for #JennySmack with @jennymccarthy & @momsmacktv? If you do you could win @eyedews, @triabeauty, etc  http://momsmack.net/join-us-for-jennysmack-this-friday/ …

West Coast feed of The @jennymccarthy Show in 15 minutes. Bras are NOT mandatory. #JennySmack

First of all- I blogged. Second of all- I'm telling you a secret about @jennymccarthy AND there's funny #video http://t.co/8Lltq99F

I'm SO over people trying to say what we should & should not be tweeting today. Keep your eyes on your own paper. You answer to you, ok?

Whoopsie. You just told! “@lindalongarms: Sometimes little farts come out when I'm at brunch with @surferwife. Please don't tell.”

Happy Hour & a Celebrity Encounter is BACK! This time it's behind the scenes at The @jennymccarthy Show! #JennyShow  http://www.surferwife.com/2013/05/happy-hour-and-a-celebrity-encounter-the-jenny-mccarthy-show/ …

It's the ADHD Bunco group taking a break to love on our #jenny during The @jennymccarthy Show pic.twitter.com/DT0LISnoF8

When you've had wine & #Oscars get weird, you feel like you're trippin' balls on Shrooms. We've hit that portion of the night. #OscarSmack

I just set The @jennymccarthy Show to record the series on my bedroom DVR cuz I want to be in bed watching her on @vh1 pic.twitter.com/mPgvKtrg

If you work with a bitch, she just doesn't have a story to masturbate to. Be nice to her. -@jenkirkman

Save After Lately! If you love @afterlately sign here & follow @saveafterlately  https://www.change.org/petitions/save-after-lately?share_id=pvctZawvyd&utm_campaign=twitter_link_action_box&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=share_petition … via @change

Hey West Coast! Who's here for #JennySmack and The @jennymccarthy Show with @momsmacktv? So many fun prizes! Roll call!

Little Blondie wants your money!! She's ready to run #jogathon @mesorandy @jennymccarthy @ooph @csishadow pic.twitter.com/sU3w4kmIX7

Warning: I'll start drinking in T-1hour. I'll be rolling dice in T-2hours. I'll be tweet bombing The @jennymccarthy Show in T-3hours #Jenny