"I'll do it for you because you're not very smart."
-Actual thing I just said to a man I think is cute.

I am why I can't have nice things.

I just did a really cool hack to a preset field and there is no one to tell. #TwitterAlwaysListens

Downloaded Candy Crush this AM. Played 10 rounds before getting out of bed. I'm an idiot. #Addictive

@susanmizera groovy, baby

@jenniecoughlin @susanmizera Is that spinning with or without yarn? ;-)

@susanmizera It's starting to sound like it. #beveryafraid

@susanmizera I hate to say how much your dad sounds like DH.

@susanmizera So this is more your reaction?

@susanmizera Your book would probably be better, though.

@sandbar17 @susanmizera I'm on my way to find a cigarette right now, and I don't even smoke.

@smackalalala @susanmizera Was it good for you?

@sandbar17 @susanmizera Sandy, we just had a McNetworked moment. :')

Wind gusts of 50-60km/h today, high of 24. Gusty again tomorrow, high of 22 & partly cloudy. Gusty, partly cloudy & 21 Thur. #yegwx

@susanmizera I don't blame you! I worked with a lot of people like that. I almost start swinging a metal/wood object at them O_o

@susanmizera WHAT? DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?

Just found out that if you say gullible REALLY SLOWLY, it sounds like oranges.

I love people who say nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. They never ask for one of your fries.

The police came to my house earlier & said my dog had chased someone on a bike! I said 'don't be silly, my dog hasn't got a bike!'

@jenniecoughlin @susanmizera Curmudgeons. Beautiful word.

@susanmizera Come on down. I'll go AWOL on jury duty and can go all Thelma&Louise.