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If you keep taking the high road too often for too long, the only outcome to happen is that people start looking up your skirt. #fb
Woke at 5am, my head filled with things I should do only if other circumstances aligned themselves. Who said girls don't get morning would?
Been making alota dumb mistakes. I'm so dumb today, the only way you could ever make me dumber is to hit me over the head with Forrest Gump.
Get your inferences off of my appearances #fb
Who else is having a really "off" day today? All in accordance please signify with an upraised middle finger. #fb
I think we can all agree the time has come to end the faze of using words like "epic" & "fail" colloquially.Especially together #imjustsayin
I have found the asshole of the universe . it is that so strange and missouri avenue http://bit.lly/eVn1uZ
There are days I'm just dull. Days at best dumb. And some days I'm one, big doldrum. I'm none of these today; I'm the dreadful combination.
Imagine no religion-that is, unless you want to, it's your right, not that I'm saying your God is im-don't tase me, bro! #modernbeatlessongs
After my release from my 5-day snow prison, I danced so hard I threw my hip-hop out of place.
When an adult,there're no makeup tests,even w/a note fm your mother,results r indifferent to all excuses,& Life doesn't give any snow days.
I want to own a nightclub and name it "Out Bitch", so when your girlfriend asks where you are going...