Lmfao RT @tobtuff: Jason Witten built like buzz lightyear

"@waynel_jr: OUCH.. RT @gtkickslikefifa: I stepped on a LEGO pic.twitter.com/QRB3pZXfwi" lmfao

"@obliviousnflref: This just in, Eagle's coaching staff says If Mike Vick’s injury is serious they might have to put him down." *dead*

"@celycelll: 'Flight' with Denzel Washington was easily a 7 on a 1-12 scale. My opinion" man that was a great movie to me

Jim Jones was better, he handed out Koolaid RT @astoldbyjenger_ Charles Manson was my favorite cult leader. Icy ass nigga

Cruz what's wrong with ya hands?

Omfg RT @thebloodshow Quis at College Mayhem ---> http://t.co/TmC5yfRt

Lmfao RT @yungebbby_ WHY DO YALL BE RETWEETING @frank_ocaen bro???? YALL DYSLEXIC DENNA HOE!

Omg... RT @notbillwalton LeBron was put on this Earth to lose hair and lose big games; and it seems he is all out of hair.

Lmfao RT @ohwonka I'll act my age when I'm 69.

This can't be real life... RT @ratchetcentral She About To Go Ham http://t.co/CxHgaF5L

Pot calling the kettle black RT @xmatt214 Heat "fans" calling Knicks "fans" bandwagoners -_-

If you type "illuminati" backwards, followed by '.com' in your address bar, you end up at the U.S. government's national security page. Smh

Omg RT @nbcmiami BREAKING: Chicago Bulls PG Derrick Rose has torn ACL and MCL in left knee, will miss remainder of playoffs.

Thirst!!!! RT @b_tifuldisast3r Finally met @hollywoodhudge and @begreat_8 fine asses. Praise the Lordttt!!

It just raining out of nowhere wth

Adele> Aaliyah and Beyonce!!!!!

Only reason y'all sayin Aaliyah> Beyonce is because that hoe is dead.... Yall probably wouldn't give too shits about her if she was alive...

Tornado warning Denton

@kimperfection_ Nice AVI!!!!!