Cancelled plans sum my whole life up

The only way to cure a sore throat is by shoving as many painkillers as you can down your throat then choke and die.

I'm in like with you.

If you asked me what I wanted to be a year ago I'd say "I don't know", ask me now and I'll say "I don't know" but with attitude.

I'm sorry I don't want to destroy what we have on twitter and meet you guys in real life. :(

And I told the stranger to remove her bag from the seat next to her cos I needed to sit, and at that moment, I swear I was infinite.

Little sis: will you love me if I became fat? Me: honey, I don't love you skinny, so I don't think so.

I actually have a secret life in every social network I'm on.

When I eat chocolate I slowly close my eyes and pretend that I'm in a commercial..

I might collapse for being me for too long

watching my neighbor totoro as my little sister listens to ghetto music next to me. let's kill her, guys.

I can't give her the silent treatment, she's too cute and I have a lot to tell her.

Is mum trying to tell me something by buying low fat milk?

Just because I don't wear peace signs or draw them in every inch of my body doesn't mean I'm not an peacemaker. I'm not though.

TWITTER IS NOT YOUR FUCKING JOURNAL.... It's more intimate than that.

so instead of re-tying my hair into a ponytail i placed millions of bobby-pins that will probably live in my hair forever. that kind of day.

Let's be party poopers to party poopers.

I am totally going to be the doctor with a huge nose, bald head and grey moustache with stains from godknowswhere.

I just admire your bitterness and I wish I can make soup out of it.

i'd wear boots today but i'm afraid i'll be taking winter more seriously than winter is taking itself.