Drunk Tweeting and drunk sex is the best

Since your always on my mind, I think we should be fucking...... just sayin

I am so getting him drunk and having my way with him

Fuck It!! No regrets, you only live once

This year for New Years, instead of kissing someone I may punch them, maybe It will start the year off right:)

Its simple u treat me right I treat u right

Screw it, I dont wanna watch I wanna make

Angry sex is the best

I want your everything as long as it's free

Is It Really That Hard to admit the fucking truth

#IfWeedWereLegal I would invest in alot of cocoa puffs (=

Pretty sure I love Sex =)

Wish we could wear whatever we want at work cause I wouldn't wear much at all

I want a twinkie

The way I see it the world is my playground

#ConfessionNight I got a bf named Mike :) and he don't know I have twitter lmao

Ima gonna start behaving if this is gonna work, but I will not stop drinking :)

Time to go get this shit done....looking for my motivation

Not in the mood.........

I dont like it when a guy gets blue balls