Your cock is sooooo average!
#BadSexting

Pro Tip: always use your mouth to put his condom on...gets the best erection...I mean reaction;)

Asked my BF to role play...he started talking like the Swedish Chef from the muppets....I'm so fucking hott right now!!!

It's my boyfriend's fault that I want sex all the time!

I made boyfriend breakfast in bed yesterday- he survived to insist on him making breakfast for me this morning....my plan is working!
;-)

There r days I realize that I should have just cheated on him & lived a separate life. Happy in 1 realm and in my shell in his world..

Sweet Tweet for the day:

I've been fantasizing all day of how my BF will feel against me tonight- Hot, hard, and hopefully playing rough.

I love it when my tweets are favorited.
1. Because it sounds dirty
2. I feel accepted&loved...

Both are due to daddy issues ;-/

I lost track of how many times I just came....fuck me!!

I could have done that....instead I took the road of divorce with the hope of having a REAL relationship someday.

To my bf,"grab your T-1 cable, breech my firewall, grab my gateway & and plug it in my switch. Then we can see if we have similar IPs."...

I'm lying in bed listening to my BF sing in the shower(Elton John?!!?)

I really need to give him a BJ then maybe he'll sing Barry White:)

Honestly, I have never been so fucking relaxed as I am right now....an I haven't even gotten laid yet tonight! mmmmmmmmm....

"@politicallyill1: Anyone else reading 'Atlas Shrugged' while watching 'The Last King of Scotland'?" I believe my multitasking hubby is.

Honestly, all the ass avatars and tweets have been wonderful today- we should do this more often!!

I refuse to get out of bed until I have sex first.
It's a simple request.

He has voodoo hands....everywhere he touches me makes my secret place quiver with anticipation <3 him.

What I learned from M.A.S.H. is that you can get and have a really cool tent in a war zone.

I rub a little bacon grease on my nipples to keep them supple....then I put a little on my neck because my bf likes the smell.

Maybe if I quietly sneak under the covers and take him in my mouth....just for a little bit. Then maybe I'll feel better.