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Your cock is sooooo average!
Pro Tip: always use your mouth to put his condom on...gets the best erection...I mean reaction;)
Asked my BF to role play...he started talking like the Swedish Chef from the muppets....I'm so fucking hott right now!!!
It's my boyfriend's fault that I want sex all the time!
I made boyfriend breakfast in bed yesterday- he survived to insist on him making breakfast for me this morning....my plan is working!
There r days I realize that I should have just cheated on him & lived a separate life. Happy in 1 realm and in my shell in his world..
Sweet Tweet for the day:
I've been fantasizing all day of how my BF will feel against me tonight- Hot, hard, and hopefully playing rough.
I love it when my tweets are favorited.
1. Because it sounds dirty
2. I feel accepted&loved...
Both are due to daddy issues ;-/
I lost track of how many times I just came....fuck me!!
I could have done that....instead I took the road of divorce with the hope of having a REAL relationship someday.
To my bf,"grab your T-1 cable, breech my firewall, grab my gateway & and plug it in my switch. Then we can see if we have similar IPs."...
I'm lying in bed listening to my BF sing in the shower(Elton John?!!?)
I really need to give him a BJ then maybe he'll sing Barry White:)
Honestly, I have never been so fucking relaxed as I am right now....an I haven't even gotten laid yet tonight! mmmmmmmmm....
Honestly, all the ass avatars and tweets have been wonderful today- we should do this more often!!
I refuse to get out of bed until I have sex first.
It's a simple request.
He has voodoo hands....everywhere he touches me makes my secret place quiver with anticipation <3 him.
What I learned from M.A.S.H. is that you can get and have a really cool tent in a war zone.
I rub a little bacon grease on my nipples to keep them supple....then I put a little on my neck because my bf likes the smell.
Maybe if I quietly sneak under the covers and take him in my mouth....just for a little bit. Then maybe I'll feel better.
I am not as sweet as I claim. I hide here on twitter to get my fix of the irregular and naughty.