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Dear pregnant woman smoking, Yes, I am judging you. Sincerely, I feel sorry for that child.
Picnik's shutting down? Awwww, people on Facebook won't be beautiful; anymore :(
Mint gum + Cold water = Coolest feeling ever.
What is menstruation?
It is when you fall asleep on white sheets, and wake up on Japanese flag :)
RETWEET and see what happens! █████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
Facebook : Posting 100s of statuses in a day =OBSESSED ... Twitter: Posting 100s of tweets in a day = NORMAL. THEREFORE, Twitter is better
Really want an iPhone for my birthday but since the iPhone 5 is out this year- there's no point. I'll just wait because it'll be cooler :)
If your mom is still alive, respect her. Show her love not just on mothers day but everyday. You dont realize what you have till it's gone.
Instead of a RETWEET button I wish there was a push button so I could push you right off the wall.
Why do they even make underwear with tags??? Just to tickle your buttcrack???? What kind of sick joke is this???????????????
Ever wondered why they invented coloured condoms? So that the gays play star war.
People with STD's should glow in the dark or some shit.
How girls put on their pants:
*me passing by my fridge*
chocolates :EAT US
cake :NO EAT US
Ice Cream : NO THEY SUCK EAT ME
Me : i believe in equality..i will eat you all
Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person
Justin Bieber looks like a girl who is confused about being lesbian or not.
Every girl thinks that she's the only girl who masturbates.
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
IF THE WORLD DOESN'T END ON 21 DECEMBER ,I HAVE A FEELING THAT THERE WILL BE A LOT OF BABIES BORN ON 20 NOVEMBER 2013..... :-)
Loves to tweet , tweet and Retweet and making new friends , HowAreYou ?