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Dear pregnant woman smoking, Yes, I am judging you. Sincerely, I feel sorry for that child.
Picnik's shutting down? Awwww, people on Facebook won't be beautiful; anymore :(
What is menstruation?
It is when you fall asleep on white sheets, and wake up on Japanese flag :)
Facebook : Posting 100s of statuses in a day =OBSESSED ... Twitter: Posting 100s of tweets in a day = NORMAL. THEREFORE, Twitter is better
Really want an iPhone for my birthday but since the iPhone 5 is out this year- there's no point. I'll just wait because it'll be cooler :)
If your mom is still alive, respect her. Show her love not just on mothers day but everyday. You dont realize what you have till it's gone.
Instead of a RETWEET button I wish there was a push button so I could push you right off the wall.
Ever wondered why they invented coloured condoms? So that the gays play star war.
Justin Bieber looks like a girl who is confused about being lesbian or not.
Every girl thinks that she's the only girl who masturbates.
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
IF THE WORLD DOESN'T END ON 21 DECEMBER ,I HAVE A FEELING THAT THERE WILL BE A LOT OF BABIES BORN ON 20 NOVEMBER 2013..... :-)
Once you got my attention, nothing else matters.
Girls don't need superpowers. They have boobs.
The sexual position 69 is now called 96 because the cost of eating out has gone up....
You should start a business... of minding your own.
Twitter: Loners, moaners, stoners and boners.
A moment of silence for all the viginities that got lost this weekend.. R.I.P
There is so much more than facebook on the internet ..it's all right there on Twitter !
Accidentally discovered that my hair tastes good. This is weird.
Loves to tweet , tweet and Retweet and making new friends , HowAreYou ?