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I love my boyfriend, but he's not the "soul of my existence". Damn those telenovelas!
"How did she lose her leg?"
"she had an accident"
"did she die?" HELLO, I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE
Dog therapy w/first graders
i thought i was pretty hip til i just ordered something on Lands End
my weekend: a funeral and a homecoming football game. somehow, they were very similar
if u burp, shart, and sneeze at the same time, what does that make you?
Like tomorrow is Halloween. sucks for us dogs. doorbell ring, bark, bark, bark....and THEY get candy? yea, sucks
Not to say I'm Mexican but I have a La Virgen de Guadalupe candle burning on my Dia de los Muertos table right now
I would love to vent all my pent up rage on Twitter, but I won't cause life is so beautiful when you look at the bright side
Ommmmm..... centering my mind to be mindful. isn't that repetitive? when is shitvana? sheeeit
zen, let's see, it rhymes with phen. isn't that a vietnamese soup?
okay, so i like Justin Bieber. Kill me.
It's my daddy's birthday n I hope to do a good poop today
I am a 3-legged rescue dog from Tijuana which makes me super rude and chill at the same time. Yea, really.