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every night is a good night for a xanax cocktail
"How did she lose her leg?"
"she had an accident"
"did she die?" HELLO, I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE
Dog therapy w/first graders
I love my boyfriend, but he's not the "soul of my existence". Damn those telenovelas!
making sense is so overrated
i just found love in a reese's nutrageous bar. OMG
I'm only sitting at the back of this police car because I tore off all the labels on my pillows
What if candy crush is the only thing I'm good at?
friends who have your back are keepers; friends who scratch your back, never let them go.
there should be animal resale shops
clothing, collars, leashes, toys, brushes, beds, etc.
COME ON PEOPLE!
if you find a doctor that looks at the "whole" you, instead of just your pancreas, you have your one in a million.
fuck, i gotta remember to put in my teeth when i eat cheetos
so, like it sucks getting old. better start learning how to fold towels
I'm bored. Can someone just cyberappear and amuse me?
I am a 3-legged rescue dog from Tijuana which makes me super rude and chill at the same time. Yea, really.