Total bestseller! http://t.co/Ii98bOrW

Is THIS your auntie? @thebrokencrest http://t.co/NzhZceJ0

If I don't get a donut tomorrow, I'm gonna kill someone. Maybe @thebrokencrest 's aunt.

Like tomorrow is Halloween. sucks for us dogs. doorbell ring, bark, bark, bark....and THEY get candy? yea, sucks

"How did she lose her leg?"
"she had an accident"
"did she die?" HELLO, I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE

Dog therapy w/first graders

I'm not a wimpy poodle mix, I can hang wid homies. say, "sketchy nigg"? bring it on, Auntie. @thebrokencrest http://t.co/RgUSbC1C

if u burp, shart, and sneeze at the same time, what does that make you?

Am i cute or what? WTF is that shit around my neck? http://t.co/MtHVxtgr

Ommmmm..... centering my mind to be mindful. isn't that repetitive? when is shitvana? sheeeit

zen, let's see, it rhymes with phen. isn't that a vietnamese soup?

Not to say I'm Mexican but I have a La Virgen de Guadalupe candle burning on my Dia de los Muertos table right now

Be Warned!!! @thebrokencrest http://t.co/61pjSqOU

okay, so i like Justin Bieber. Kill me.

Looking for bad ass swollsters for a gangsta posse to rid @thebrokencrest of evil Auntie

It's my daddy's birthday n I hope to do a good poop today

To be honest, I don't like walks. Like who wants to be dragged around with a rope? I gotta b free!

I love my boyfriend, but he's not the "soul of my existence". Damn those telenovelas!

Would it b bad if i poop on my journal? Ewww.

Here's a picture of Auntie surfing @thebrokencrest  http://via.me/-7gni0y4 

let's all write about what we are thankful for.
okay, that's enough