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I love my boyfriend, but he's not the "soul of my existence". Damn those telenovelas!
"How did she lose her leg?"
"she had an accident"
"did she die?" HELLO, I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE
Dog therapy w/first graders
there should be animal resale shops
clothing, collars, leashes, toys, brushes, beds, etc.
COME ON PEOPLE!
I'm bored. Can someone just cyberappear and amuse me?
making sense is so overrated
I'm only sitting at the back of this police car because I tore off all the labels on my pillows
i thought i was pretty hip til i just ordered something on Lands End
my weekend: a funeral and a homecoming football game. somehow, they were very similar
if u burp, shart, and sneeze at the same time, what does that make you?
Like tomorrow is Halloween. sucks for us dogs. doorbell ring, bark, bark, bark....and THEY get candy? yea, sucks
Not to say I'm Mexican but I have a La Virgen de Guadalupe candle burning on my Dia de los Muertos table right now
shit, I can't walk into Nordy's looking like this
*everyone before they go into Nordy's
Man: Siri, i need directions to the park
Siri: you can roast, bake or fry
*man from Boston trying to use Siri
I am a 3-legged rescue dog from Tijuana which makes me super rude and chill at the same time. Yea, really.