#PornHasTaughtMe that cameramen have immense self control.

Sending out mixed signals is every girl's Superpower.

Deja µ : The feeling you've downloaded this movie through Torrents before.

Bet alarm clocks stare at how adorable we look while sleeping, smile at us for 5 mins & go "It's not personal it's business" before ringing.

Randomly googled the word 'Musings' and now I have the link to every blog in the world.

How the "Big announcement" at Old Trafford today might play out. pic.twitter.com/uS4FW4vai1

The reason "Your place or Mine" doesnt work in India is that her place has parents who're Hitlers & your place has roommates who're assholes

#BollywoodLearnings Songs have the power to teleport you to Europe.

"At the stroke of the midnight hour, when the world sleeps India will awake ..."
Nehru predicted about Call Centers & Twitter in 1947.

The difference between Independence Day movies in Hollywood and Bollywood is that they kill aliens while we're still stuck at Pakistan.

People taking more than 45 secs in an ATM should be fined 50% of the amount they've withdrawn, shared equally between people waiting outside

If getting laid is an art, I am a science student.

Order a surprise gift for her through Flipkart.
Let the surprise be Cash on Delivery.

Parents are God.
Guests are God.
Teachers are God.
Sachin is God.
Cow is God.
Children are God.
God's everywhere #ItHappensOnlyInIndia

Love is pressing backspace when you see
"<insert name> is typing..."

Go for Astrology as a career.
Bohot horoscope hai.

So RVP has signed for United? Probably training with Moura, Sneijder, Nasri, Benzema, Villa and Ronaldinho in a parallel universe .

You either die the guy who never texted her after getting her number or live long enough to turn into the creepy one whose texts she ignores

Every "I don't wanna get into a relationship right now" comes with an invisible "with you" at the end.

Couples not making out when there's no one else in the elevator.
Wrong on so many levels.