if every time you get a boner you don't whisper "the wand chooses the wizard, mr. potter" to a girl, you are taking that thing for granted

guys freak out about feminism bc they think its the opposite of patriarchy& god forbid women have what men already do #tellafeministthankyou

Hey dudes. Complaining about being "friend zoned" is bullshit. Girls are not machines you put Kindness Coins into until sex falls out.

your marriage at 22 probably wont work out but at least you'll always have those engagement photos where you're layin in a field or whatever

To those who speak out: don't let the gross sea of uneducated idiots discourage you from continuing to use your voice #tellafeministthankyou

male obsession with meat is another component of performative masculinity and the romanticized quest for manhood you've been socialized into

#TweetLikeABoy GIRLS ARE SLUTS HAHAH epic tity. motherfucking win sauce. epic fucking sauce. I have a dick wait did you hear about my dick

drugs? haha no thanks pal I get all the rush I need from putting my hand up in class sometimes

butt update: feels wiggly

one cool thing about capitalism is that it's collapsed like eight times and people still think it "works"

if you're a dude and u dont use your flaccid dick as nunchucks what the heck is the point even

"anderson, you're on live hurricane coverage again. its very dangerous and you might die but the people need to know what wind looks like."

last name garbage first name human “@menshumor: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None.Feminists dont change anything"

Women are a unique minority bc we have the numerical majority, yet continue to blindly buy into structures binding us to our lower status

well this rules pic.twitter.com/VMBuyc2M

"Maybe if I make my facebook status sad song lyrics he'll realize he loves me" - girls

We don't need diets, work-outs, better self-esteem or feel-good mantras about loving ourselves; we need a serious dose of righteous anger

reducing women to body parts and simplifying the fight against breast cancer to a fight to save breasts is dehumanizing bullshit

Men need to stop treating feminism and the challenging of patriarchy and misogyny as a personal affront to their character

you caught me guys. I hate being objectified. I also feel pressure to look hot and I dress accordingly. ha ha ha better m u r d e r m e