Some serious shaving tonight...end of Movember..

"@iol: Pray for me, says Malema > We do, maybe just not for the same outcome..

If people put the same amount of energy into sorting out there life, that they put into complain! Imagine

"@watkykjy: As daar iemand is wat vir Steve Hofmeyr behoorlik kan roast, is dit @braaiboy" 60 URE lank, hy's 'n tough ou bok..

"@puddingboobs: When you subtweet about how much you hate subtweets, I subhope you subchoke and subdie."

En Kempton het krag na 3 dae...

"@gotham3: How can you be proud doing this? Disgusting -> pic.twitter.com/VUwrTYv01S"

Black Eyes Peas "Where is the Love?" Rather true words..

"@edheenan: F'ck soccer. If I wanted to watch somebody struggle to score for 90 mins I’d take my friends to the bar."

@gigigumdrop Congratulations on the engagement. Have fun planing the big day.

The US got scary kids with guns, SA got scary people with Taxi's..

"@aristotlesnz: I know this ain't FB but since he's semi-twitter famous, and I'm a proud pop, here's my 4yo in his Halloween ~ LIKE

A friend with weed is an friend indeed, but a friend with wifi is so much better..

"@time4depression: Your life may suck, but at least there's no afterlife to look forward to."~ Well something to be thankful for..

"@time4depression: When you die, a mortician will fuck your corpse." ~ These "depressing" thoughts really makes me laugh.

I really can't excited about the Lady Gaga concern...maybe if she goes to Lion Park in her Vleispakkie" we can talk.

Morning all. Trust that its going to be epic.

"@xstrology: #Sagittarius never learns from their mistakes. They merely make sure they have a solution for the problem the next time around

"@sboshmafu: If you hit a crippled guy with your car, and he limps off "unharmed," does that count as double jeopardy?"~Sorry your Honor?

"@t0shiba: God made Heaven and Earth, the rest was made in China." Most likely.