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You say stalking, I say why you got to be such a bitch about how much I love you?
No one. I mean NO ONE, gives a fuck what you are eating or drinking, ever.
Unless it's semen.
I want to give you a black eye with my balls, just so you have to explain that to the authorities.
Every girl wants to be throat fucked until it's actually happening.
Lucky! Even an ugly woman can show off her best feature; tits, legs, ass, etc.
How am I supposed to display these magnificent balls?
Did you know shitting yourself makes a great alarm clock?
Call me a romantic, but I like my women like my stool: loose and corny.
Any girl can be a ginger if you stick a knife in the top of their head.
I have a trophy for you. It's brown and floats.
Unless the g-spot is on the bridge of a woman's nose, I have no interest in hitting it.
Consensual is so subjective.
It's hard to ever take a clown seriously when you're buttfucking them.
STOP IT! *honk*
In my culture, giving you a creampie and putting my cigarette out in your butthole is the highest form of praise on a job well done.
Whip your tits out and you can be as big a cunt as you want to be.
Here's the only rule there should be on twitter: if you don't like it, don't read it.
Every girl has fat dick sucking lips if you punch hard enough.
Make me laugh, I follow. I make you laugh, you follow. See how simple that is? I'm the cuddliest motherfucker on Twitter