Every now and again I remember that all human civilisation is just the culmination of a billion years of coincidence and I sort of space out

If you're going to insist I log in with Facebook to read an article on your site, you can basically fuck off.

I noticed that @ryanqnorth's Pixel T-Rex t-shirt design makes a pretty good Pushmo/Pullblox level! It's super-easy http://t.co/hwYRNC6W

I just saw Cosmopolis. I found it uniquely affecting, despite its slightly alien voice.

But now those days are behind me. RT @horse_ebooks I enjoyed eating

Everybody RT me, I need to keep my Klout score up with as little effort as possible!

"Do they know it's breakfast time at all?" #replacechristmaswithbreakfast

Clark's remix of Letherette's D&T crushes my brain.

Walking around Cambridge looking for parts of buildings that I can Blink to. #Dishonored

Maisy come on, I'm trying to play!  http://instagr.am/p/TQzeGJgxSg/ 

OH GOD I DON'T SPEAK ANY OF THESE LANGUAGES http://t.co/FOkdLcHo

Finally got around to uploading the song I finished earlier in the week: http://t.co/9Mbfkeed Feel free to RT or whatever!

@gamesasylum Animal Crossing Z. "You've lived in your town, now defend it from the hoard of undead animals!"

I've been feeding myself for about 30 years, but I still can't get all of the food in my mouth 100% of the time.

I got an OKC message from sexy_ff7lady (She has a Final Fantasy VII tattoo on her leg) that simply reads 'sex'.

 http://yfrog.com/khg1ahpj  Look at that frigging wolf.

@horse_ebooks "...your new Giant Mech Suit!"

Jesus, the couple sitting next to me are really going at it. Tempted to shout over, 'You should probably just mount her. It's cool.'

My chair is now called Wheely Dan.

Microsoft Orifice 2010. Includes: Microsoft Orifice Wad 2010; Microsoft Orifice Powerpant 2010; Microsoft Orifice Access 2010.