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All these girls on twitter probably think I'm such a bad person LOL but I'm not
LOL but then again... i don't care about these hoes
i need a new car... cause these girls aint tryna get picked up in this van...
Mom: "Nate put some deodorant on.... U sweatin like a mawfucka"
Me: "I'm off dat Molly MOM!"
Mom: "Wow ur cool. U must get a lot of rts"
i provide girls with false dreams.
*creates tweet that would start a war*
*hits pot hole and tire pops*
"Dad I hit a pothole and my tire popped"
*waits for response*
"Son.... What really happened?"
LOL I had funny vines.... Too bad revine ruined that shit and made it boring
"I DON'T NOTHING UNLESS IT COMES ON TOP OF RICE MA NIGGA"