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Ate half the cookie dough raw & half the cookie dough baked, but ate it all baked
Can "<" and ">" stop being a "cool" way to show what things you like better than other things please?
Thanks Ted, now every "clever" & "original" person will be saying "thunder buddy" everytime there's a ma fuckin thunder storm
Jw not trying to offend any "bible thumpers" but like wtf, wine isn't gods blood its fucking grapes nigga...
I'm peeved that she's not protecting me, for all I know she's braiding her mustache
The phrase "there are no small parts only small actors" is so true just look at glen coco ahahaaha
"Yeah, ill keep squabis, cause one day ill actually chirp him to his face-book"
woah that was a fuckin gay tweet
I miss Tavi pub </3
Wish I could get one slice of pizza delivered cause I'm too broke for a whole one
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