NASCAR would be more interesting without cars, on ice and the drivers had sticks and had to try to put a chunk of rubber into a net

My dog made this face and it reminded me of @vflorrr pic.twitter.com/aKwXQqpJpF

@vflorrr I imagine having sex with you would be like having sex with the Tasmanian Devil #LooneyTunes

#iadmitit I STILL spell "bananas" by singing Gwen Stefani lyrics, otherwise I use too many "nanas"

@vflorrr #whatIwishIgotforChristmas

If the #NHL #lockout ends this will mark the first time in history that Columbus is still competitive in December

I sure hope the Marlins got some a lot of poutine in that trade

@jessmillr hang up phone, drink vodka

#WhyWeNeedTheMayansToBeRight RT @omgfacts The sport of Ferret Legging times how long u can keep a ferret in ur pants http://t.co/FCIPpBJe

#4WordsYouDontWantToHear "I'm a Boston fan"

@pennypasadena some chick named @kaleycuoco is pretending to be you

I'm always amazed at how quickly a girl can find you and send a friend request on Facebook.

Fav for Sens
RT for never showing former smoker "Terrie" on TV again

#Bucciovertimechallenge Michalek or kill me

Is it sad that I spent hours unlocking everything in Shrek Kart racing so my three year old nephew can use any of the characters/tracks?

I hope the Red Wings destroy the Blackhawks and their fans...literally. #DetroitStyle

#LOLCaps pic.twitter.com/M3SPeqaPCd

Pierre gets soo excited when he thinks there are "too many men" ...relax Pierre, they aren't going to let you take the extra one back home.

When parking there are two lines; one goes on the left, one on the right...you put your car in the middle. How hard is that to understand?

MAF has been demoted to driving the team bus. The Penguins are expected to get to the arena early tomorrow because Fluery cant stop anything