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Dear Starbucks, here's a million dollar idea: Arabic coffee! Make it happen.
People who answer texts with a call, don't.
I used to read books before going to bed, then I joined Twitter.
If I were Bambi Northwood-Blyth, I'd get my eyebrows insured.
My whole existence can be summed up in two words: Mali khelg.
People getting married at a very young age.. How about we wait until the brain's prefrontal cortex is fully developed before tying the knot?
*curls up in bed and waits for a massive black hole to absorb this planet*
It's cute when people on the internet think their opinions matter.
Everytime someone says "Skybee", I die a little inside.
Someone put #Gaddafi in Lady Gaga's egg and ship him off to a galaxy far away.
I actually find reading spam emails to be quite amusing (and reconnecting with my long lost Nigerian family is always a plus).
Retweets are like virtual highfives.
Not sure if I'm more disgusted at the stabbing incident at the Avenues, or at those who are instagraming pics of the victim from the scene.
Fake laughing when your dad shows you a "hilarious" clip he received on Whatsapp. #بر_الوالدين
#3words I don't know how to count.
With a name like Humpty Dumpty, I'd probably jump off the wall too.
You don't measure the energy in lgaimat with calories. You measure it with happiness.
Hey, engineering undergrads. You look dumb with that made up "Eng." title in your username. No one cares.
An educator, philosopher, and a spiritual leader.. just to name a few things I'm not.