• Greetings!

    Please Sign In

    Favstar gets even better if you sign in.

    Here's why signing in is good for you.

    • You get a personalized view of Favstar based on the people you follow.
    • Your favs and retweets are collected instantly, meaning your status and stats get updated at blazing speeds.
    • Use lists to manage your friends, and keep on top of where the fav-love is happening.

    Your account is safe, of course!

    • We never see your twitter password.
    • We won't tweet or follow anyone without your permission.
    • We only use your API calls when you fav, retweet, or follow someone.
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    Text to my wife: I love you sweety pie
    Auto corrected to: I love you sweaty pig

    Anyone have a room to rent?

    • 476
    • FAVS
    TetGamesLtdbitoulasThe0nlychksteve_condrajy_yettiGetDazzledL4DYD4RKN3SSlil_evil_twin
    • 447
    • RETWEETS
    JoshWestHomesL4DYD4RKN3SSNurseRatchet719Rosie_ZadiniaorestonclinicFunnyTunesNangePezzamystic1
    ImSuchARtWhore____AllThingsCLEVEThe_MartiniGirlKittySaysMeeow
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    My dad: wanna hear a joke?

    Me: sure

    Him: pussy

    Me: I don't get it

    Him: Exactly

    • 476
    • FAVS
    The0nlychkNurseRatchet719nononowaityeahroggyietoriihickskdotrunsthisClaurenthackerSquireeees
    • 200
    • RETWEETS
    docbrownjrIBLaughingRivRunbrooza664tom_halstedstefanamgarkansasjohn_PatriciaCarcass
    JessOnCrack
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    BAD: waking up with a penis drawn on your face..


    WORSE: realizing it was an outline

    • 379
    • FAVS
    The0nlychkAydrianaaWildeThingyDouglasBlackfurballzenGetDazzledHumor_FetishNurseRatchet719
    • 178
    • RETWEETS
    tychxxxKevinBehnke43furballzenjy_yettiNurseRatchet719chilledwilJasonVallandingVonBrutal________
    thatUPSdude
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    I saw on a cooking show, that you can batter food with leftover beer....


    What is leftover beer?

    • 311
    • FAVS
    The0nlychkNurseRatchet719roggyiegoodballskamweru_unclemark2uStevisShitticusboozer16
    • 165
    • RETWEETS
    unclemark2uBelovedBamaBellLetLuvRulcarnagecrowbillyofthehillsholypurgatory__MoshyKMCS_Lincoln
    AllThingsCLEVE
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    Average American walks 900 miles a year, drinks 22 gallons of alcohol..

    Shit that's 41 miles per gallon!!

    makes ya proud to be American

    • 229
    • FAVS
    MentalAbortionsThe0nlychkroggyiegoodballskamweru_LetLuvRul__MoshyCuddleboobies____
    • 213
    • RETWEETS
    The0nlychkJ_HugartAliciaAng55Peeking_At_Youmillertd0513xfademitchamewiiaakccomoco
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    A woman with out curves is like pants without pockets, you just don't know what to do with your hands..

    • 211
    • FAVS
    The0nlychkDouglasBlackheyitskittenMS_Vaquero____Mrs_Sassie_Ass____vlowgoesjy_yettiHumor_Fetish
    • 102
    • RETWEETS
    heyitskittenMrs_Sassie_Ass____vlowgoesGoddessMarjorieNurseRatchet719Arteymisimnotanybody______rancidpsychosis
    ArteymisComebackhead______KimbledOK________
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    Turns out people can still hear you if you're wearing sunglasses..

    • 207
    • FAVS
    The0nlychksteve_condraGedankenKreisel__nattersss________L4DYD4RKN3SSheavy34NurseRatchet719Sammerbeek
    • 92
    • RETWEETS
    favstar_historyL4DYD4RKN3SSNurseRatchet719kimberleebicLetLuvRul__MoshySERIGALALIKEMErancidpsychosis
    SacamanoB
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    KY should just go ahead and make lip gloss already...

    • 212
    • FAVS
    DouglasBlackheyitskittenbrokeninjaNurseRatchet719roggyiekamweru_LetLuvRulKayluhEverdeen
    • 68
    • RETWEETS
    heyitskittenNurseRatchet719naa_itscoolDeathsquadChimpbillyofthehills__MoshyBMWKing1LaffingGUY
    bite_it_harder
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    I think we should just be friends with sexual tension....

    • 176
    • FAVS
    The0nlychkjoshjordaandeblits3roggyieRivRuncanadian_janeTheDRunsDeepJCavness____
    • 100
    • RETWEETS
    HiGhLiFe24__7ASAP_PowerseffortlesslyDLHBodfitDudealexi_demetriouTheDRunsDeepJNez6Jaimededevangel
    Ms_Laser
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    I'm not fat..

    I'm just easy to see..

    • 179
    • FAVS
    Oilster__The0nlychkCM2BTTHDTheBlindLemonWordMistressssAnitaAlibijumblygiantemilielol
    • 96
    • RETWEETS
    bubbleBean_Oilster__CM2BTTHDTheBlindLemonAnitaAlibiKhausi_PavenSullaruigu
    LicoriceNipples______
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    Wal-Mart calls them self-checkouts, I call them, I might not pay for some of this..

    • 195
    • FAVS
    roggyieCpin42kamweru_JEEZkanani________LetLuvRulJackSnaxx2cupsnogirlswhere_is_g________
    • 68
    • RETWEETS
    2cupsnogirlsscottbailey72______MoshycamuscindyCrazyMagnet2Randy_was_hereLoli_SugYourDeadbeatDad
    StephPedalDown
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    Whenever I'm feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the fuck down..

    • 162
    • FAVS
    Just_A_Guy72thefuelgitiveL4DYD4RKN3SSHumor_Fetishaka_IDIOT_NurseRatchet719roggyiekamweru_
    • 83
    • RETWEETS
    JPR0SSJust_A_Guy72thefuelgitiveL4DYD4RKN3SSaka_IDIOT_NurseRatchet719zawadi_mMsKanyegenya
    roggyieiamfaseLaffingGUY
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    Men who don't understand women fall into two categories...

    1) Bachelors

    2) Husbands

    • 166
    • FAVS
    The0nlychkSassyChantelleroggyiekamweru_LetLuvRul__MoshycigarshamanLillyHale1
    • 62
    • RETWEETS
    SonnieSugarroggyieSparkyDanielsCuddleboobies____heathwayne07KrackaKINGThe_imBROglioSlackArab
    eliserose5
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    Boobs are proof that men can concentrate on two things at once..

    • 130
    • FAVS
    The0nlychkroggyieCpin42_wangwekamweru_LetLuvRul__MoshyArteymis
    • 74
    • RETWEETS
    kamweru_JessburkeenSamThiessenTaternugentrancidpsychosisdaninreallifesaladriguru________loograt
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    If I really lived every day like it's my last, I would have diabetes and multiple STD's.

    • 136
    • FAVS
    roggyieKali_MuraRockStar13arbiesexlessinthectyUrbanDouchebagOut_The_BackNinjaTonia________Arteymis
    • 41
    • RETWEETS
    pbear79UckYeahOut_The_BackArteymisONECTGIRLuMakeMeBadLetLuvRulzparker88
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    You had me at "I bet I can get that whole thing in my mouth"

    • 133
    • FAVS
    roggyiekamweru_LetLuvRulKayluhEverdeenKeystoneKid27billyofthehills__MoshyLaffingGUY
    • 38
    • RETWEETS
    __MoshyLaffingGUYAdamBunnnnnSERIGALALIKEMEMulletAbbiSlackArabThe1OnlyWBRLady_SugarPuss
    bouncerface______
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    Whenever I see someone in a turban, I tell them my 3 wishes just in case...

    • 125
    • FAVS
    roggyiekamweru_LetLuvRulheadedtospace__MoshyArteymiswhatchamafuckitrancidpsychosis
    • 45
    • RETWEETS
    Tschaff42OamlawanDeathsquadChimp__MoshyrancidpsychosisSlackArabYourDeadbeatDadGimpySunshine____
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    Damn baby, your birthday suit doesn't fit anymore..

    • 131
    • FAVS
    roggyiekamweru_LetLuvRulArteymiswhatchamafuckitrancidpsychosisPeeking_At_YouBarW38
    • 35
    • RETWEETS
    camuscindyLoli_SugFLstephan2drunk2walkThe_MartiniGirlPoekie_Bfavstar1000favsbrownpoopypants
    LaffingGUY
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    I'd tell my boss to fuck off but he'd probably delegate that to me too..

    • 106
    • FAVS
    roggyieCpin42kamweru_allensteezFrozenSighsTheVasailantLetLuvRulwhatchamafuckit
    • 49
    • RETWEETS
    Mtedmokamweru_allensteezTheVasailantLoli_SugYourDeadbeatDadSherri_XoXHMcHack
  • TGent33
      Self Made @TGent33

    Laptop speakers...

    To quite for music..

    To loud for porn..

    • 108
    • FAVS
    roggyiekamweru_JEEZkanani________LetLuvRul__Moshy_InsanelyNormal__R2_F2deluciousginger
    • 43
    • RETWEETS
    favstar1000favsbummyjones________jpluskay__________whatchamafuckitsoul_occupanceLoli_SugThe1OnlyWBRGimpySunshine____
@TGent33

@TGent33

I'm crass, rude, I cuss say the things you only think. I cross lines and can be an asshole, but if I like you I will be your biggest supporter. 18+ Kik-TGent33