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i love how twitter connects us with people from all over the globe . i hate how twitter connects us with people from all over the globe
awww , isn't delightful how you offer sage advice on relationships . i have an Iron Maiden t-shirt older than you , ya cute little button xo
Just checked my docket from the supermarket and i have somehow forgot to scan 2 porterhouse steaks for $21.84
How very fucking clumsy of me
Let's get day drunk then go get enchiladas
Hello , my name is Adam and i am a 170g a day sour patch kids addict .
Admitting i have a problem is the first step
A snake handlin preacher was bitten by one of them & died because he refused treatment believing God would "save" him
Day 2 cold turkey
Cravings in overdrive
I need a fucking fix !!!
Just one bag
A Sour Patch Kids addiction is a horrible thing
The flatmate pronounces milk like
mil-lil-lil-lil-lilk because he knows i fucking hate it and he's a simple cunt .
I may stab him
Hey Hanni , Takénobu is on real fucken loud now
This bloke at the pub looks like Captain Caaa-aaa-aaaa-yyy-vvv-eee-man .
2 yrs today since my Mum died of Cancer . If you can , go call your Mum now . I'd give anything to see mine again .
Fucking fuck Cancer
Fuck you Food Channel . Now i wanna construct a wood fired oven in order to roast a whole baby goat
Cheese on toast it is
Oh you're back ? I didn't know you even left . Welcome back to mediocrity
Arsenal F.C. is my first love , massive Newcastle Knights R.L.F.C. fan , Packers fan , Atheist , UFC , metalhead , irascible grouch and prone to pottymouth \m/