"There is no Dana. There is only Zul." #goodtoknow

You know what? I'm gonna have an operation so that ALL my fingers are middle-fingers.

Me: (blah blah blah) Charles Foster Offdensen. Spud: Floff Hoffer Densen? Me: *can't stop laughing for 5 minutes*

Oh, pardon me, it's HAND jobs Plas loves. Also, I want a shirt that says "Batman would never fuck you."

Me: My eye hurts. Spud: *checks my crotch* I don't see the problem here.

Get thee to a mustacherie. @bryanbeller

Feelin' prostitutti-frutti.

@n0sefreckles: "Hang on, I have a penis growing in the backyard." This is who I live with.

I just bit into a HOLLOW Lindt chocolate. Clearly, the terrorists are winning.

I have invented a Scottish California. LOS HAGGIS. Done.

@nosefreckles Is this the opening you didn't have? http://t.co/rvZDVp7

She's so fat, her MOped needs a CANE! #heavy #notreallythismeaninreallife

@its_shenanigan http://kissmyax.chu.jp/img2/pbbslogimg4/etc/859.png Your kinda show?

@n0sefreckles http://kissmyax.chu.jp/gallery/seasontop/valentine.html

The term "resident homeless guy" makes no sense to me.

@n0sefreckles Oh my god, it's YOU: http://keewee.peewee.jp/illust-dc/IMG_000465.gif

@sariastrategos There might be dangerrrrrrrrrrrrr....

Someone in the world needs to make a Plastic Man belt for me.

For me, for later: http://warezforum.info/tv-shows/373569-league-super-evil-s02e04-dsr-xvid-etach.html

@n0sefreckles IMPORTANCE EMBODIED: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhxfa20O2A1qcr70ao1_500.jpg