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"There is no Dana. There is only Zul." #goodtoknow
You know what? I'm gonna have an operation so that ALL my fingers are middle-fingers.
Me: (blah blah blah) Charles Foster Offdensen. Spud: Floff Hoffer Densen? Me: *can't stop laughing for 5 minutes*
Oh, pardon me, it's HAND jobs Plas loves. Also, I want a shirt that says "Batman would never fuck you."
Me: My eye hurts. Spud: *checks my crotch* I don't see the problem here.
I just bit into a HOLLOW Lindt chocolate. Clearly, the terrorists are winning.
I have invented a Scottish California. LOS HAGGIS. Done.
She's so fat, her MOped needs a CANE! #heavy #notreallythismeaninreallife
@its_shenanigan http://kissmyax.chu.jp/img2/pbbslogimg4/etc/859.png Your kinda show?
The term "resident homeless guy" makes no sense to me.
Someone in the world needs to make a Plastic Man belt for me.
@n0sefreckles IMPORTANCE EMBODIED: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhxfa20O2A1qcr70ao1_500.jpg