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Got a splinter from a particularly sharp piece of bread crust. :(
Yo mama so old her Klout score is 1!
Yeezus is actually pretty good when you consider that it's Kanye's first attempt at producing a haunted house sound effects CD.
Whenever I see a "said no one ever" tweet, I always read it out loud just to prove them wrong.
My taxi driver and I just shared a nice moment where we both looked up "Sandstorm" by Darude on Wikipedia at the same time.
Looks like Kim Jong was not able to recover from his Il-ness. :(
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to spuds.