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Yo mama so old her Klout score is 1!
Yeezus is actually pretty good when you consider that it's Kanye's first attempt at producing a haunted house sound effects CD.
Whenever I see a "said no one ever" tweet, I always read it out loud just to prove them wrong.
My taxi driver and I just shared a nice moment where we both looked up "Sandstorm" by Darude on Wikipedia at the same time.
Looks like Kim Jong was not able to recover from his Il-ness. :(
Would criticize Bush on 10 year anniv of Iraq War but on 3/19/03 I considered Good Charlotte one of my favorite bands. We all make mistakes!
After working in advertising for three years I totally get why the opening title sequence to Mad Men is Don jumping out the office window.
When exactly is "the right time" to discuss what can be done to prevent future massacres of kindergartners? I think now seems about right.