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"Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is that you're a dumbass." - Red Forman
I have a stuffy nose, or what I like to call "Streisanditis".
The biggest reason why I love my recliner is because it has places to hide chocolate.
Caillou is a douchebag.
Scat porn is my worst nightmare personified.
I'm a retweeter of all that is funny, sometimes adding my own. My 5-year-old is a comedian. I am chronically awkward. Like me?