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If I wanted to use a corkscrew, I wouldn't have bought my wine at the gas station.
Your = possessive of "you": (Your cat is cute). You're = contraction of "you are": (You're cute). PLEASE FIGURE THIS OUT BEFORE YOU DIE.
Whoever promises hoverboards by the Back to the Future deadline will win the election.
Does anyone know a mental health professional in Korea who speaks fluent English? Pls RT.
First black president? Two term president! Fuck yeah, America!
Quentin Tarantino knows how to make a movie, in case you weren't aware.
When members of Westboro Baptist Church die, do the surviving church members plan a funeral, or skip right to the picket line to save time?
Thinking abt AZ's tragedy & the huge cuts to mental health services our ID Legislature is expected to make this session.
Worth a shot: my car is broken & it'll take me awhile to afford to fix it. Anyone have a spare car they want to loan me?
Is it the thing now for spam accounts to just go around faving tweets?