Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Was walking through the park earlier and this guy asked me if I fancied some bumfun.
Within ten minutes, we had murdered our first tramp.
Nelson Mandela is in hospital. Sting, U2, Annie Lennox and Peter Gabriel have been placed on full alert.
Walkers is the Greggs of crisps, Greggs is the MacDonalds of bakeries and MacDonalds is the Auschwitz of restaurants.
#dear14yroldself Get out of bed! Bring that washing down! Tidy your room! Do your homework! Go to church! Are you on drugs? You're grounded!
Advice to Pornbots: LEARN HOW TO SPELL ORGY. That is all.
I had completely forgotten there was a command in BASIC called 'Peek'. Thanks, Aphex Twin.