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Nervous, but her lips were around it now. She hadn't done this before but had heard it can hit the back of your throat. #50ShadesOfSheesha
Size zero is a concept created by women, not by men. Men never describe their ideal woman as a skeleton. So eat some cake, just not too much
He ripped off his pants and got on top, he wasn't wasting time. All of a sudden there was a rush of pure emotion. #50ShadesOfDiarrhoea
Her's was large and perfectly round, the envy of every woman, soft to touch and warm in my hands. #50ShadesOfRoti
Called 999. Turkish man seen robbing Old Trafford. 76,000 witnesses.
Dear people called Ian, Asian people laugh when they read your name because the capital "i" looks like a lowercase "L"
Too many YOLO preaching, MTV Crib dreaming, uneducated, unemployed, more bling than class or prospects kind of people around.
Do you remember the time when you could trust people? Yeah, me neither.
Once inside, things start to heat up pretty fast. I knew it was ready when it popped up. #50ShadesOfToast.
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