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Maybelline makes eyelashes appear 4times longer.
Maybelline should make condoms.
As a father of two...If my wife killed one of my children she wouldn't make it to trial!
How is a woman like a hardwood floor? If you lay her right the first time you can walk all over her for the rest of your life.
During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles.
Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
I am on fire...7 people starred my best tweet!
In related news--I suck at writing tweets:(
Why do I love Twitter, you ask?...all the sexy ladies, and some of the guys are funny too!
What is the big deal with the #RoyalWedding ? hasn't anyone seen people get married before?
It sucks to be in the middle of nowhere with no Internet! When I have it I roam twitter like a whore lookin to score! Lol
Thankfully I know that 99 percent of the women I interact with are way to crazy for me:) they are fun to watch though