I appreciate all of you who tweet real thoughts and emotions. Twitter isn't just about being funny all the time.

I wish I was a robot.

Helpful hint for all the husbands out there. Your wife probably doesn't need to be given a hard time. Funny as it may be, think twice.

My missing cat is HOME!!!!!

I thought you'd all like to know my husband is unloading the dishwasher. #Iwon

Said the 6 year old: "Are you calling me YOUNG? Well, that's insulting. How would you like it if I called YOU young?"

Scrolling through the feed, I want to thank @blogdangerously for creating #wineparty....I have met so many wonderful friends here!!

If anyone tells you Twitter friends aren't real friends, don't believe them.

I can see you all started without me.

I currently have a cat sitting on the narrow top of my desk chair, which means if I get up he'll go flying. He wants me to stay on twitter.

When I was considering qualities important in a future husband, "handyman" didn't even make the list. I was such a fool!

I think my husband has PMS.

We found a second remote. It's like Christmas again.

My goal for today is to not spend the day crying.

I can't believe we have to live in a society where we're not safe anywhere and we're just supposed to be ok with that, accept it.

Not having money scars you in a way that having money can't fix.

I am not even slightly interested in a healthier Halloween.

As an undecided, independent voter, I loved Biden's response to the abortion issue. Have your values, but don't impose them on me.

Here's a goal for everyone: don't be the person who brings everyone down because you're in a bad mood.

Let's all say it together, shall we? LibRary.