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RT @mamaspohr: Classy. RT: @kitchenaidusa: Obamas gma even knew it was going 2 b bad! 'She died 3 days b4 he became president'. #nbcpolitics

@hotdogsladies I'm 2 weeks behind but supposedly you wish the bride "all the best" and you congratulate the groom. #superstition

All of them RT @jackmackenroth: How many Weight Watchers points to I subtract for "eating my feelings?"

@biorhythmist why, what don’t you Guetta?

@eatfellowhumans today? Tornadoes.

@antderosa and the right to share your location, mobile device usage and everything else with "our affiliates." @wingnutz1

I need a middle finger emoji.

East Nashville Residents, if you see a pug loose without a collar/harness, her name is Clementine, please let me know if you see her.

See celeb tweet.

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Check out @fart and witness just how ugly and spoilt the youth of today can be.

@joolaid Ghhhhhhhole

Just laughed a little too hard at the video of a dog that sounds like a person wailing that @hotdogsladies posted. I need my inhaler.

“Baby Got Back” is 21 years old. #getoffmylawn

@bekdavis it’s on the corner of BM Blvd and Harding at the light. If you’ll see it when you’re coming from HWY 100 headed South West.

@joolaid a unicorn dragging its butt and a Friends reference? N'no, thank YOU.

I have high hopes for following @joolaid because, well, look at her cover picture and her username. How could I NOT.

Hello all new Twitter friends! I use the F-word a lot. Just so you know.

@idiot squash it but use a magazine you don't want anymore. Wash your hands thoroughly after.

Amen RT @geegtorres: Just because I like what I do, doesn't mean it's not hard work.