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I never worry too much about what I'm wearing when I go out to walk the dog... nobody is very sexy carting around a plastic bag of shit
Doing Jager shots all by myself... Pretty sure I'm gonna get lucky, but glad I'm up on my cardio!!
All these folks complaining about exes/spouses. Send 'em my way. Im not too proud 4leftovers. Unless they're ugly or have open sores...
Yum. Someone bought apple cinnamon air freshener for the office bathroom! Smells like a fresly baked turd spice pie in there.How delightful!
There's a study out: virus from oral sex has surpassed cig smoking 4 top cause of throat cancer. At least I don't pay $9/pk for cock.
I just added a "Sack of Schwety balls" to my x-mas list. I hope Santa is listening!
Hey thee Jacksonville! Big wreck on 95N & JTB and a homicide downtown. Gosh I love the smell of death and despair in the morning!!
Mom, Nurse, Rollergirl... The COMPLETE PACKAGE! I'll frigin' kick your ass, bandage you up, get you drunk and bake you cookies!